Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened. Cora Harvey Armstrong
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. Helen Hayes (at 73)
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. Lily Tomlin
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. Carrie Snow
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. Laurie Kuslansky
Old age ain't no place for sissies. Bette Davis
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. Rhonda Hansome
The phrase "working mother" is redundant. Jane Sellman
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Charlotte Whitton
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. Caryn Leschen
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once. Jennifer Unlimited
When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow! Kathy Buckley
I'm not offended by all the dumb blond jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blond. Dolly Parton
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. Sue Grafton
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. Roseanne Barr
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Elayne Boosler
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Maryon Pearson
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. Margaret Thatcher
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. Gloria Steinem
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. Zsa Zsa Gabor